Monday, September 25, 2006

Ca asa e bine.


Ioana manaca ultima bucatica! nu o lasa in farfurie e NOROCUL!nu poti sa lasi norocul in farfurie,e marti azi ai grija ce faci!De parca norocul are vreo lgatura cu bucatia asta de paine si brusc din secunda in care ramasita ajunge in gura mea o sa fie totul roz,pentru ca nu mi-am lasat norocul in farfurie.Sa inteleg ca toti oamenii grasi sunt norocosi?
Oricum ar fi ,eu ieri nu mi-am papat norocul.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Panzon.


Am mai vorbit de Frida,si daca inca nu v-ati hotarat sa vedeti filmul,uite cele mai tari citate din film.
David :"I'd rather have an intelligent enemy than a stupid friend."

Frida:" What do you think matters most for a good marriage?
Guillermo : A short memory.
Frida: Why did you get married?
Guillermo:I can't remember. "

Frida:" I had two big accidents in my life Diego, the trolley and you... You are by far the worse"

Diego:"Sex is like pissing. People take it much too seriously."

Diego:"It was just a fuck. I've given more affection in a handshake. "

Diego:"I'm physiologically incapable of fidelity. "

Frida:"At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can. "

Frida: You've lost weight.
Diego: And you've lost your toes.
Frida: Is that why you're here? To offer your condolences?
Diego: I'm here to see how you are. How are you?
Frida: Tired of answering that question. Otherwise, like shit.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Wanna?

This is way 2 cool! ce am mai gasit pe stumble..
Cybersex gone wrong.
  • Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
  • Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
  • Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
  • Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
  • Wellhung: OK
  • Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
  • Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
  • Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
  • Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
  • Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
  • Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
  • Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
  • Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
  • Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
  • Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
  • Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
  • Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
  • Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
  • Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
  • Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
  • Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
  • Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
  • Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
  • Sweetheart: What?
  • Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
  • Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
  • Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
  • Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
  • Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
  • Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
  • Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
  • Sweetheart: What's the matter?
  • Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
  • Sweetheart: Are you OK?
  • Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
  • Sweetheart: Can I help?
  • Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
  • Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
  • Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
  • Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
  • Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
  • Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
  • Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
  • Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
  • Wellhung: I found it.
  • Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
  • Wellhung: Me too.
  • Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
  • Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
  • Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
  • Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
  • Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
  • Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
  • Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
  • Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
  • Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
  • Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
  • Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
  • Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
  • Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
  • Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
  • Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
  • Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
  • Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
  • Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
  • Sweetheart: What?
  • Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
  • Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
  • Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
  • Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
  • Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
  • Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
  • Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
  • Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
  • Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
  • Sweetheart:
restul aici

One more to go.










A trecut o saptamana de la ziua mea,si am tot uitat sa scriu despre asta.Deci mai am 1 an si sunt legala .Multumesc fanilor pentru urari si cadouri.
Ana:"La multi aani! Pretty lady,ca urez sa aveti parte de pisoi,brownies,nopti de vama,love,buline,bloguri,vise,carti frumoase,chef de dansat,substante ilegale,love din nou,prieteni close,dungi vin si everything else.!"...
Ana mi-ai cuprins esenta.
Anul asta am primit cele mai frumoase cadouri ever!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Stai asa am ceva in gat!aia e.

M-am saturat de: carti bune citite de oameni prosti si enumerate pe hi5 ca un trofeu,haine frumoase pe oameni nepotriviti,poze alb-negru pe hi5 ci comentarii care se vor ironice dar de fapt sunt pateu,insignele cu anarhie la fete de 12 ani,terasa ''La motoare'' care e un fel de revista de moda si scandal,pipitele care au in telefoane mesaje de la ''ubi meu'',copii boemi de pe tnb care o ard cu chitara si camasa in carouri,extremarii care o ard cu skate-ul la tnb,discutiile despre Vama Veche ( statiunea ),chetarii care folosesc drept scuza animalele fara adapost,tricourile roz la baieti,trucker de orice forma,toti ''fotografii'' care umbla pe la mnac ,Amsterdam motoare,apelativul ''fa'',frezele emo,fetele de 15 ani care trebuie sa ajunga la 8 acasa dar pana atunci executa felatii impecabile si se babardesc in cur ca sa ramana cu floricica intacta,monstruletii care pun manele in metrou/troleu and so on.
Da da,cu totii suntem speciali,sau incercam sa fim,cartile sunt trendy ,televizorul e expirat si uncool,mama si tata nu ma inteleg, cand ma fac mare ma fac fotograf, sau nu conteaza artista sa fiu .Trebuie sa fiu compatimita ca sa exist,trebuie sa am o mare drama in spate ,sa fie secreta,asa am sa par misterioasa si Petronel va fi fascinat de mine.
Gata cu Drama Queen,noul numar aduce schimbari.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Miti si Pisi


"I'm sad...De ani de zile nu mi-am mai gasit o prietena cu care sa am asa multe in comun...de cand te stiu ma simt de parca mi-am gasit jumatatea ne completam si ne potrivi ,sau cel putin asa cred eu,I don't know about you ,you only tell Axy your deep dark secrets.." Miti
''poate vreodata o sa devenim mai bune prietene decat am fost..poate nu,eu sper ca da,oricum avem jurnalul!''Pisi

5.03.2004.

Things change..chiar daca te bati cu pumnul in piept ca nu,e trist dar adevarat.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

In my room.

























Toti sunt speciali si frumosi,daca tot sunt o fetita mica m-am gandit sa fac un post despre ei ,ma laud putin cu ei.Ma fascineaza amestecul lor de fericire cu tristete.
Imi iubesc camera,si little kids ma urasc pentru ea.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

E si ce nu.


Face cat o mie de cuvinte?E golul ala care nu mai pleaca...si pisica care doarme si porumbelul de la geam dimineata e aia..ultima picatura de bere.E asteptarea aia ce se lasa asteptata,e floarea aia care a ramas in florarie necumparata,e plimbarea aia in parc ce a fost uitata,e cuvantul ala care s-a pierdut pe drum,e paharul ala in plus,e vocea aia de la telefon care iti da o scuza penibila pentru abonatul vodafone,e praful care s-a pus si inca se pune.
Nu intelegeti nu?

Monday, September 11, 2006

Girls night out.

Joi ora 17:00 se aude soneria, o trimit pe Iulia sa deschida usa si ..surpriza!Un capsor de albinuta dredoasa se iveste de dupa ea.Concubinul ei e in deplasare si vrea sa isi fac a de cap,asa ca pentru doua zile Alinuta s-a mutat la noi.
Primul ''lucru'' pe care l-am facut cand a intrat in casa nu poate fi mentionat aici,dar presupun ca aveti imaginatie fertila.Iulia ne-a hranit cu brownies delicioase,am mai discutat noi ca intre fete si am decis sa parasim cuibul,ne oprim la Cafeneaua Actorilor sa ne facem plinul cu o pizza,intre timp ne suna Mixi sa ii facem o vizita si sa il aducel si pe Domnul Sprit de vara cu noi.Ajungem la ea ne uitam la un film oarecum siropos,mai radem nitel si plecam spre Tara Minunilor unde e concert Pistol.Trecem precum cutitul in unt prin multime si ajungem la bar sa ne luam otrava numita Pepsi,ne facem culcus intr-un colt langa scena evitand marea de fete disperate.Incepe concertul ne miscam soldurile, se termina,asteptam cadouasul la Pizza Hut,il primim si fugim spre casa,gospodinele au facut spaghete si vinete,in sufragerie alt gospodar prepara alta papita.
Dupa conversatii extrem de inteligente ne-am indreptat spre Mos Ene ,pe la 4.
Next day ne trezim incepem ziua cu un zambet,fetele gatesc orez brun cu legume,ne uitam la Inger Salbatic,apare si Ioana mai radem putin,fetele ies in b52 sa party ,eu raman ca femeia la menopauza acasa.Pe la 4 se intoarc muierile ''ne bem ceiutul'' discutam probleme grave si ne culcam.Dimineata incepe tot cu un mic zambet,Alinuta ne paraseste,se intoarce la cuibul ei,ce trista e casa goala.Seara Bogdan si Danut ne fac o vizita radem si cu ei putintel,si mergem spre Amsterdam la Vadim.Cine a fost stie cum a fost,pentru cine nu a fost :A FOST TARE!.
Next day Vaxi si Volk ne fac si ele o vizita facem clatite ne holbam la un film..pe la zece pleaca..iesim si noi spre centru Iulia ma paraseste ,plec acasa o sun pe Patricia ca e pericol de depresie ,vin ardelencele vesele ,discutam despre filme,tenis,arta urbana si savuram un vinut rosu + bomboanele de ciocolata clasice depresiei.
That's all! da! am scris postu asta ca sa ma laud,sau pentru ca tanjesc dupa atentie.Ca vorba aia blogul e noul trend si eu sunt o urbana mica cu basca si umbrela aa! si babetica sa balesc pe ea.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Pansy







Postul asta e pentru Pansy Bogdan,pentru ca e un psihopat atat de drag mie,si pentru ca e replica mea masculina.
Bogdan deseneaza ,si mie chiar imi place cum o face.Nu o sa ii inteleg niciodata fetishul cu fetele de 14 ani dar asta e alta poveste.
Cateva din "operele '' lui
Pansy depresivi forever!ma grabesc cu spaniola.




Sunday, September 03, 2006

Stumble stuff.


Da!iubesc stumble,exemple de site-uri si stuff pe care le poti gasi.
O poponeata electronica (ca sa nu-i zic fund),inlocuiesti ardeiul cu altceva,aprinzi cuptorul si pui la copt brownies speciale.Destul de functional.








Urmatorul click m-a dus la Gggroovydolls,papusi cu personalitate
si haine tari. I like Sid.






Next click ma duce la lectii de Photosop,am mai dat peste site-ul asta,inveti chestii foarte usor ,kewl.
Click, aici pot aflu ce sa fac in caz ca zombii ataca planeta.Am ras ,i like.