De ce sa nu fi pisica?Poti sa lenevesti toata ziua,nu trebuie sa iti bati capul ca sa capeti mancare,nu trebuie sa ai o silueta perfecta ca sa te placa un mascul.Poti sa arati extrem de penibil ,ca oamenii o sa te vada tot ''cute''.Sa nu mai vorbim de fl
exibilitate,nimeni nu te intrece la asta.
Asa ca , sa fi pisica e the best thing!Si daca faci vreo nazbatie,te pui in poala omului,torci putin si ai rezolvat problema!
Catmandments:
- I am the Lord of thy house.
- Thou shall have no other pets before me.
- Thou shalt not ever ignore me.
- I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.
- Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day.
- Remember my food dish and keep it full.
- Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.
- Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
- Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
- Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy
later edit: am uitat sa pun poezioara asta (da da! tot stumble,Sarmee e vinovat!)
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do thatBlur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp aroundSmall brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleanerWant to trim my claws
Don't even think about it!
My yelps will wake the deadI want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue!Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp....Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much"Litter box not there
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sinkThe Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
time for "Cup Hockey"We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt.
4 comments:
pisica! da, bine zici! daca e pisica nu mai e nimic altceva. nici cateii nu mai umbla cu covrigul in coada.
You Know You're A Cat Person When...: You sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
You refer to your cat as your furry child.
You plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.
90 percent of your Internet connection time goes to the cats (seeing what's
new when you enter your cat's breed into the browser, reading cat newsgroups, viewing photos, sounds and faqs, etc.).
Kiss your cat more than 10 times per greeting.
You avoid vacuuming the house as long as possible because your cat is afraid of the vacuum cleaner
You can't fully enjoy yourself without your cat.
You have a bad day and decide that your cat is the best "person" to talk it over with.
You have your cat talk to your friends on the phone.
Your cat sleeps with you.
http://www.catowner.com/
Da da! O dau la telefon si o strang de labe sa chiţăie. Dar numai ca aspir casa, o aspir si pe ea. Are viermi de cateva zile. Ma gandesc sa o arunc la gunoi.
Asta e partea cea mai buna a pisicilor,cand nu mai functioneaza corect,le arunci ,si iei una noua si sanatoasa.si tot asa.
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